Here are a few pics from the past

Here are a few pics from the past
Originally uploaded by CosmaP

Here's some more pics from the wonder years.

Here are a few pics from the past

Here are a few pics from the past
Originally uploaded by CosmaP

Here's some more pics from the wonder years.

Here are a few pics from the past

Here are a few pics from the past
Originally uploaded by CosmaP

Here's some more pics from the wonder years.

Scottys Wedding

Scotty Senna

Race of Champions

Race of Champions
Originally uploaded by CosmaP

Race of Champions

Race of Champions
Originally uploaded by CosmaP

Race of Champions

Race of Champions
Originally uploaded by CosmaP

Can your pecker touch your ass?

A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler

The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'

Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.

Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'

Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.

Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.

A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies.

Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?'

The boy asks, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

Gramps replies , 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass'.

The little boy replies, 'Then go fuck yourself'. Grandma made these for me'.

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Though for the day

Always be yourself because the people that
matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't
matter.

The special dish

A gentleman goes to Spain to watch the famous bullfights... He watched in awe and sheer thrill as the faena ended and the Matador killed the bull...
Post the fight he walked into a nearby Spanish restaurant for his lunch.. He noticed there was a Special Dish of the day, also the most expensive on the menu... He ordered the same and was served a delicious meal of two large meatballs on spaghetti with a delightful sauce... He enjoyed the meal, passed on his compliments to the Chef and went back to his hotel...
The next day, due to a packed schedule he missed the bullfight, but nevertheless makes it to the restaurant for lunch... He orders for the Special Dish of the day... And this time is served a meal with two very small meatballs on spaghetti with a delightful sauce... He summoned the head waiter and complained about the size of the meatballs in the meal...
The headwaiter listened to his complaint in absolute silence, and then said, " Si Senor, but you see, the Bull... he does not always lose"

New sites go live!

So after dithering for ages I bit the bullet and had my two main sites rebuilt.  I think that they have both come out really nicely.

http://www.cosmapapouis.com showcases my professional skills and the services I offer.  I think it has a great clean look and is modern, without being “in your face”.

http://www.freejokesrus.com makes it really easy for me to add new material and gives users the chance to add stuff as well.   I hope to add more features over time.  Currently the only comment mechanism is to email me (the owner) but I hope to add a comment system soon.

Thanks to Colin Jarvis of Jarvis Web and Graphic Solutions for all his work on this.

If you would like us to take a look at your web site or wish to have a web presence drop me a line and we will be glad to assist you.

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5 Keys To Good Etiquette On Social Media

This is both amusing and a lesson to us all...

5 Keys To Good Etiquette On Social Media by David Weil

Thought for the day...

Loyalty Cards

 

Why is it that every store you go to has to have it's own Loyalty Card?  Frankly it is becoming a pain in the proverbial!

 

I realise that the point is to give you points for shopping regularly with them and to keep you coming back.  But why a card for each one?  I already have more credit cards and ID's than you can shake a stick at.  I really do not want to carry all these extra cards.  An a result of this, ivariably, when I go to make a purchase I have brought the wrong card with me and so I can either "Miss out" on the points or carry the pesky receipt with me in the hope that I will remember to add the points on next time I am in the store (don't think I have EVER actually managed to do that).

 

Tescos have quite a good idea in that they will give you a key fob as your card, that way I do typically have my car keys on me when I go there and do have my card.  Nectar, I see, are expanding to many of the shops I use regularly, therefore reducing the number of cards I must carry and bundling all the points in one place (rather than having small useless pools of points all over the place).  Perhaps a combination of a key fob card and a multi location card would be a good idea??  Don't you think?

 

Another alternative, that I would prefer, would be to link your points to your home address!!  That way all I would have to do is give my home address or my mobile phone number, and I could collect my points.  Get all the points systems rolled in to one and we may have a useful, beneficial, easy to use system!

 

Currently I have.....

 

• Air Miles - Almost enough to use!!!
• United Airways Miles - No good to man nor beast
• Lufthansa Mile - Will expire soon
• British Airways Miles - Nowhere near enough to use and will expire soon
• Homebase Points - Keep leaving the card at home
• Game points - Don't buy enough computer games to be of use
• Waterstones Points - Don't buy enough books from Waterstones to be of use
• Shell V-Power Points - These convert to Air Miles so I may be able to use them one day
• Nectar Points - The only one I use consistently
• Cyprus Airways Points - No way near enough to use

 

I could go on as I do have more, but it would become even more boring....

 

Please Guy's

 

GET IT TOGETHER!

 

I promise to be loyal.

 

Alternatively you could just stop wasting your time running these system and just drop the prices a bit! 

 

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Food for thought.

It has just come to my attention that a friend (that I was at school with) has died.

http://www.wilfrid.com/people/andrew_parr.htm

Aged 42 (the same as me).  I had not seen him in years, but we had communicated via email a while ago.

He is the third person I went to school with that has died prematurely.

Every day is precious as you never know when it is your last.

Makes you think.

This is rapidly becoming a very connected world.  Make the most of it and contact that person you were friends with at school.  Don’t put it off.  Try and be nice to each other.